Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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