You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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