Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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