Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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