we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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