Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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