Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
is it fun? or sober?
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