He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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