yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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