just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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