i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I have feelings that need drinking.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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