I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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