Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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