I'm really into asian looking animals
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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