Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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