It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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