They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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