YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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