I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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