People with herpes should wear stickers.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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