Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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