Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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