? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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