i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize