I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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