google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
if i died would you start the facebook group?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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