I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I said "one day" and that day is not today
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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