Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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