Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
BRING THE BAGELS
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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