I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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