She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
my liver is dry heaving
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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