I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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