...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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