If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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