school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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