Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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