The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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