Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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