would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Shame - the story of my life.
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