I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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