So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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