She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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