Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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