There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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