Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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