She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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