is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
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what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Shame - the story of my life.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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