If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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