i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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