That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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