I wish life had little blips of pornography
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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