saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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