she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
